National Poetry Slam slammer Michael Shaeffer dunks chunks of comedy and spoken-word revelation, celebrating tall tales of whip crackers, misfit muppets, Alaskan islands, Evil Dead ne'er-do-wells, the frustrations in renting half a Sith, properly rockin' out at the apocalypse, and finally breaking the sexual tension between two Office appliances. Celebrity appearances by Tina Turner, Bruce Campbell, Bill Gates, Vin Diesel, Mike Tyson, Miss France, a spanktastic Courtney Love, and the wayward ghost of George Carlin. There's a silly sestina, an epic haibun, detailing the majesty of Snatch, and a corner adorned with the truncated truism of a Keanu haiku-yeah.