This book is a movable feast of anecdotes from growing up in Kentucky. I have been told that I have an interesting family and way with the words. Most of these essays are comprised of pivotal moments in my life that shaped and molded me into the person I am today. I've run into my share of villains, rascals and heroes on my time on earth and I have tried to illuminate their vices and virtues in a way to make a broader point which has resonated with enough people who told me that I should write a book. So here it is, the first of many I hope.